搞笑的英文文案（英文文案搞笑又高级幽默）

英文搞笑文案：

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.

I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.

I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.

I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.

I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own thoughts.