Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
没什么好说的！他只不过是一个跟我一起工作的人罢了！
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
拜托，你都要跟这个人出去约会了！这个人肯定有问题！
going out with：约会
There's gotta be=there's going to be
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
打住，Joey，友好点。所以他是个驼背吗？还是既驼背又带着假发？
hump:n.（驼）峰,（人的）驼背；动物背部的隆肉;小土丘，圆岗；[铁路]驼峰调车场
vt. 使隆起； 使烦恼； 扛或背（某物）； [粗俗用语][俚语]与（某人）性交
vi.[俚语]使自己苦干； [俚语]快速地移动；
hairpiece:假发
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
慢着，他吃粉笔吗？
chalk:n. 粉笔，白垩； 用粉笔画的记号； 〈英〉（比赛）得分纪录，记入借方的款项； 〈美俚〉牛奶; v. 用粉笔写（记下）； 用白垩粉擦（桌球杆等）； 使苍白； （英）把（酒钱）记于（某人）账上
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
我只是不想重蹈我和Carl的覆辙！
go through:经历
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
各位放轻松。这甚至都不是一次约会。只不过是两个人一起出去吃个晚饭，并且不做爱。
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
听起来好像是我的约会。
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
记得中学时代的一个梦，我站在自助餐厅中央，突然发现自己全身赤裸着。
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
对，做过那种梦。
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
然后我往下看，发现有部电话。。。在那儿
Joey: Instead of...?
而不是？
Chandler: That's right.
没错
Joey: Never had that dream.
从来没做过那种梦
Phoebe: No.
没有
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
突然电话响了。我不知道该怎么办，每个人都看着我。
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
他们之前没看着你吗？
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
最后，我觉得我最好还是接这个电话，发现是我妈打来的，这十分奇怪，因为---我妈她从来不给我打电话！
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
大家好。
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
这家伙说“你好”的时候，我想自杀
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
你还好吗，亲爱的？
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
我只是感觉有个人伸手进我的喉咙，扯着我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来，再在我的脖子上打结。。。
intestine：小肠
Chandler: Cookie?
吃饼干吗?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Carol今天把东西搬走了。
Joey: Ohh.
哦
